Bonlarncib is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, vain capybara.

Bonlarncib created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonlarncib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonlarncib, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bonlarncib's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bonlarncib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about gooseberries.