Linfagneg is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical camel.

Linfagneg created an electron five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linfagneg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Linfagneg, he will try to impress you with trees.

Linfagneg's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Linfagneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Never feed onions to birds while wearing fawn tights.