Vabwadquimbudbabnadpas is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, almighty hippopotamus.

Vabwadquimbudbabnadpas created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Vabwadquimbudbabnadpas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vabwadquimbudbabnadpas, it will ignore you.

Vabwadquimbudbabnadpas' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vabwadquimbudbabnadpas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vabwadquimbudbabnadpas on top of all buildings.

4. Never jump in the presence of mites.

5. Always help tapirs in need.