Rulvonved is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable human.

Rulvonved created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulvonved, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rulvonved, she will turn you into a worm.

Rulvonved's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Rulvonved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Never sing near rats.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Never wear shoes.