Vadbustim is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, passionate mole.

Vadbustim created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadbustim, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vadbustim, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vadbustim's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Vadbustim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Eagles are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.