Tiplidfit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring salamander.

Tiplidfit created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tiplidfit, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tiplidfit, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tiplidfit's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tiplidfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Worship no other gods but Tiplidfit.

5. Never look in ponds.