Hatlidpom is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever chicken.

Hatlidpom created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Hatlidpom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatlidpom, she will turn you into a goat.

Hatlidpom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Hatlidpom's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always obey Hatlidpom's priests.

5. Do not shave your arms.