Vagbushot is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing capybara.

Vagbushot created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagbushot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vagbushot, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Vagbushot's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vagbushot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never eat turnips.

4. Never wear blue hats.

5. Never paint your arms magenta.