Pidbamyam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, grumpy goose.

Pidbamyam created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pidbamyam, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidbamyam, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidbamyam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Pidbamyam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Do not keep eight sharks in a large pit.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never bounce near dogs.