Haszencep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish dragonfly.

Haszencep created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haszencep, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Haszencep, it will be mildly annoyed.

Haszencep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Haszencep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four hamsters approach from the south.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Haszencep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Worship no other gods but Haszencep.