Hogleglap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful dog.

Hogleglap created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogleglap, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hogleglap, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hogleglap's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hogleglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hogleglap.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Hogleglap in the centre of the settlement.