Hakarnjadhanarpwikpom is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unjust hamster.

Hakarnjadhanarpwikpom created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakarnjadhanarpwikpom, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hakarnjadhanarpwikpom, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hakarnjadhanarpwikpom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Hakarnjadhanarpwikpom's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five snails approach from the north.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never mix cucumbers with oil.

5. Never eat green fruit.