Nabomin is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced horse.

Nabomin created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabomin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nabomin, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nabomin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Nabomin's Holy Commandments

1. Nabomin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if five otters approach from the east.

3. Hide from purple swans for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.