Vegflagrag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, benevolent rhinoceros.

Vegflagrag created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegflagrag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegflagrag, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vegflagrag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vegflagrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three otters in a large pit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vegflagrag.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.