Bodkenapp is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying otter.

Bodkenapp created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodkenapp, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bodkenapp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bodkenapp's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bodkenapp's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bodkenapp six times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bodkenapp on top of all buildings.