Tinfligbon is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, wise
jaguar.
Tinfligbon created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tinfligbon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Tinfligbon, he will make you grow a tail.
Tinfligbon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Tinfligbon's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dwarf planets.
2. Do not shave your face.
3. Put Tinfligbon first in all things.
4. Always look after injured mites.
5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.