Tinfligbon is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, wise jaguar.

Tinfligbon created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfligbon, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tinfligbon, he will make you grow a tail.

Tinfligbon's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Tinfligbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Put Tinfligbon first in all things.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.