Loggomran is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating sheep.

Loggomran created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loggomran, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Loggomran, she will turn you into a rock.

Loggomran's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Loggomran's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed lots of pineapples to tortoises while wearing magenta shirts.

3. Worship no other gods but Loggomran.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Loggomran must be the most important thing in your life.