Wotruldadfut is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous manatee.

Wotruldadfut created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotruldadfut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wotruldadfut, it will boil you in a big pot.

Wotruldadfut's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Wotruldadfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wotruldadfut's name in vain.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear gray coats.

5. Never feed melons to horses while wearing purple ear rings.
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