Gumcebgid is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-assured crab.

Gumcebgid created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumcebgid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumcebgid, she will turn you into a slug.

Gumcebgid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Gumcebgid's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gumcebgid.