Flowcudbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, idiotic fox.

Flowcudbeg created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcudbeg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowcudbeg, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flowcudbeg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Flowcudbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. You must love Flowcudbeg.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not leap in public.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.
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