Kargabnig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy snake.

Kargabnig created life six million years ago.

If you believe in Kargabnig, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kargabnig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kargabnig's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Kargabnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Kargabnig loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not hurt sharks.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Kargabnig.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.