Dudjanton is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, vain aardvark.

Dudjanton created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudjanton, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dudjanton, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dudjanton's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dudjanton's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dudjanton's priests.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Never write about spacetime.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always look after injured horses.