Latkartarg is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective dugong.

Latkartarg created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Latkartarg, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Latkartarg, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Latkartarg's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Latkartarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chromosomes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Learn nine new languages a year.

5. Respect your elders.
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