Dagcetlop is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, idiotic faun.

Dagcetlop created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagcetlop, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dagcetlop, it will come to you in dreams.

Dagcetlop's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Dagcetlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Do not take Dagcetlop's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing orange jumpers and balancing five iron spheres on your arms.