Renbogfar Nulltettifub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered whale.

Renbogfar Nulltettifub created water twelve years ago.

If you believe in Renbogfar Nulltettifub, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Renbogfar Nulltettifub, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Renbogfar Nulltettifub's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Renbogfar Nulltettifub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near seals while wearing indigo tights and balancing eight carbon spheres on your head.

2. Never feed garlic to birds while wearing hats.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.