Quambigloop is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, competent owl.

Quambigloop created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quambigloop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quambigloop, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Quambigloop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Quambigloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quambigloop.