Mabtimbid is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful chicken.

Mabtimbid created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabtimbid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mabtimbid, she will curse you with boils.

Mabtimbid's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mabtimbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to nematodes while wearing shoes.

2. Never feed lots of cucumbers to seals while wearing gray trousers.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not shave your arms.