Likortrul is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent dryad.

Likortrul created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likortrul, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Likortrul, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Likortrul's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Likortrul's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Never run near tortoises.

4. Always look after injured hamsters.

5. Do not stand on grass.