Cedquatrag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless dragonfly.

Cedquatrag created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedquatrag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedquatrag, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cedquatrag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Cedquatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Cedquatrag's name in vain.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Put Cedquatrag first in all things.