Garcembop is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful clam.

Garcembop created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Garcembop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Garcembop, it will turn you into a mole.

Garcembop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Garcembop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed pineapples to aardvarks while wearing scarves.

4. Erect nine gold sculptures of Garcembop on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if three sharks approach from the east.