Rathimfit is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, conceited
bat.
Rathimfit created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rathimfit, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Rathimfit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Rathimfit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.
Rathimfit's Holy Commandments1. Never look at asteroids.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Erect three lead sculptures of Rathimfit on top of important buildings.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.
5. Do not drink alcohol.