Rathimfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, conceited bat.

Rathimfit created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rathimfit, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rathimfit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Rathimfit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rathimfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Erect three lead sculptures of Rathimfit on top of important buildings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Do not drink alcohol.