Cundavquatster is a god.
It takes the form of a large, omniscient
mouse.
Cundavquatster created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cundavquatster, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cundavquatster, it will laugh at you.
Cundavquatster's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Cundavquatster's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cundavquatster on top of all buildings.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Cundavquatster loves doves, so they must be respected.