Hastalbegarm is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, egotistical
dragon.
Hastalbegarm created viruses four years ago.
If you believe in
Hastalbegarm, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Hastalbegarm, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Hastalbegarm's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Hastalbegarm's Holy Commandments1. Run away from indigo dolphins, for they are unholy.
2. Do not take Hastalbegarm's name in vain.
3. Do not keep three badgers in a large pit.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Never wear kilts.