Batripdud is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, irritating dingo.

Batripdud created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Batripdud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Batripdud, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Batripdud's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Batripdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silicon on your body.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Batripdud.

3. Never feed parsnips to porpoises while wearing shorts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Batripdud.