Litdapbap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered ferret.

Litdapbap created tapeworms two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litdapbap, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Litdapbap, she will turn you into a puffin.

Litdapbap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Litdapbap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Litdapbap.