Litdapbap is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, ill-tempered
ferret.
Litdapbap created tapeworms two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Litdapbap, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Litdapbap, she will turn you into a puffin.
Litdapbap's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Litdapbap's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.
3. Always wear violet.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Litdapbap.