Vancetdav is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, unfair
mink.
Vancetdav created Africa six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vancetdav, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Vancetdav, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Vancetdav's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Vancetdav's Holy Commandments1. Never sit in holy places.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.
5. Run away if four pigs approach from the west.