Mipcitdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, selfish tortoise.

Mipcitdoss created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipcitdoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mipcitdoss, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Mipcitdoss' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Mipcitdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near goats while wearing violet corsets and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Mipcitdoss loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.
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