Legfedarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak hippopotamus.

Legfedarp created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfedarp, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Legfedarp, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Legfedarp's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Legfedarp's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not take Legfedarp's name in vain.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always help gulls.
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