Motwangup is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast mongoose.

Motwangup created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motwangup, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Motwangup, it will come to you in dreams.

Motwangup's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Motwangup's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Motwangup in the centre of the settlement.

2. Put Motwangup first in all things.

3. Never feed aubergines to birds while wearing white coats.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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