Hugsigsinsig is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing jaguar.

Hugsigsinsig created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugsigsinsig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugsigsinsig, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hugsigsinsig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hugsigsinsig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Never look at comets.