Poggabwat is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, smart squirrel.

Poggabwat created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Poggabwat, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Poggabwat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Poggabwat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Poggabwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not eat oranges.

5. You must never eat peas.