Tinfebmapbiss is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow
jellyfish.
Tinfebmapbiss created the solar system five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tinfebmapbiss, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Tinfebmapbiss, it will jump up and down on your head.
Tinfebmapbiss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Tinfebmapbiss' Holy Commandments1. Tinfebmapbiss loves dolphins, so they must be respected.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Never look at galaxies.
4. Do not wear gray clothing.
5. You must never eat beans.