Tinfebmapbiss is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow jellyfish.

Tinfebmapbiss created the solar system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinfebmapbiss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tinfebmapbiss, it will jump up and down on your head.

Tinfebmapbiss' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tinfebmapbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Tinfebmapbiss loves dolphins, so they must be respected.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. You must never eat beans.