Camflambin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, able hyena.

Camflambin created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camflambin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Camflambin, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Camflambin's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Camflambin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. You must love Camflambin.

5. Never go into black rooms.