Quatlegkad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent wren.

Quatlegkad created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatlegkad, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quatlegkad, she will turn you into a goat.

Quatlegkad's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Quatlegkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if five geese approach from the east.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about dark matter.