Botwabbif is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, egotistical raven.

Botwabbif created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Botwabbif, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Botwabbif, it will send you a sign.

Botwabbif's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Botwabbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick gulls.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Botwabbif.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Botwabbif.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.