Midbafmip is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, uncaring
walrus.
Midbafmip created life four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Midbafmip, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Midbafmip, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Midbafmip's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Midbafmip's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Never write about special relativity.
3. Do not speak about figs.
4. Never write about moons.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.