Cepfagjat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, unjust penguin.

Cepfagjat created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepfagjat, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cepfagjat, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cepfagjat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cepfagjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Cepfagjat loves goats, so they must be honoured.

5. Run away from violet seals, for they are unholy.
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