Guncamsag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, capable goose.

Guncamsag created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Guncamsag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Guncamsag, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Guncamsag's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Guncamsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Always stare at clouds.