Himstafmutquat Bagsispark is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humorless chicken.

Himstafmutquat Bagsispark created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Himstafmutquat Bagsispark, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Himstafmutquat Bagsispark, it will try to impress you with trees.

Himstafmutquat Bagsispark's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Himstafmutquat Bagsispark's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.