Botligduss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, caring squirrel.

Botligduss created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Botligduss, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Botligduss, he will manifest in front of you.

Botligduss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Botligduss' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wear green.

3. Hide from magenta dolphins for they are unholy.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.