Stergartetti is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, bad-tempered hare.

Stergartetti created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Stergartetti, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stergartetti, she will turn you into a puffin.

Stergartetti's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Stergartetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Stergartetti loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never go into pink rooms.